548: The Pete and Sebastian Show - 548 "VIP Tour/Super Mario"

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian endures a useless VIP tour en route to The Super Mario Bros. Movie premiere!

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0:00.0	HOOOOO DUP!
0:01.6	What's that noise?
0:03.2	Sounds like you're paying interest on your credit card.
0:05.6	Sounds like money down the drain.
0:07.4	I don't like it!
0:09.2	Well, I'll put a plug in it with experience!
0:12.4	We'll show you credit card options where there's no interest to pay.
0:15.6	Zero percent interest!
0:17.2	So before you do credit cards, do experience first.
0:20.4	You know the score.
0:21.6	I'm a big deal, I'm wholesome.
0:23.2	Experience limited is a credit broken or to lend up.
0:25.2	Based on transferring a balance from an interest-bearing card to one of the zero percent interest fee periods,
0:29.2	season season price.
0:33.6	Alright guys, just a quick announcement April 20th, which also happens to be my birthday.
0:38.4	And April 21st and the 22nd, I will be a Louisville Kentucky doing some shows.
0:44.4	I will definitely be having a couple of beverages after the April 20th show.
0:48.4	Then I'm going off to East Providence, the comedy connection.
0:51.6	One night only on a Thursday in May.
0:53.6	Then I'm off to Chikapi Mass for a Friday and Saturday show.
0:58.0	Intimate rooms, man.
0:59.2	Looking forward to it, but tickets are going.
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