548: Fate on Shuffle

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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In this episode we discuss making music, sweating at home, and overnight spas.

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0:00.0	This is a head gamma region.
0:30.0	Rolls and rolls and walkers. Classrooms full of jucks.
0:36.0	The preppies, all wear doggers. The lockers all have locks.
0:42.0	Home room started at 8 a.m. I smile because I know I'll see you then.
0:49.0	You can't compete my homework. I think it's mostly wrong.
0:55.0	Fresh me near I met you. Soft, more year I'd bet you.
1:01.0	Never thought of me. Junior year, but it's finally junior.
1:07.0	And senior year, it's almost here.
1:12.0	I'll hold you close and keep you near.
1:19.0	One more summer before we go. Before we go away.
1:30.0	One true stone, or don't you know? I wish we could stay.
1:41.0	Because now that your boyfriend graduated, I guess he's a freshman all over again.
1:47.0	So happy birthday, so belated.
1:50.0	Maybe now we can be more than friends.
1:53.0	We rule this school now. Let's go hornets.
1:56.0	Let's hold the pep rally for your heart.
1:59.0	JV losers, varsity lovers, and new I like you from the starts.
2:05.0	Fresh me near I met you. Soft, more year I'd bet you.
2:11.0	Never thought of me. Junior year, but it's finally junior.
2:16.0	And senior year, it's almost here.
2:22.0	Would you like me if I pierced my head? Yeah.
2:28.0	One more summer before we go. Before we go away.
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