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🗓️ 6 August 2021
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0:00.0 | I can't get the Dracula thing out of my head because like he literally has been like siphoning off the life |
0:05.4 | The literally the lives of like thousands of the elderly who he's yeah who he's who he's like boarded up in his |
0:12.1 | Mousoleums that are owned by a friend of his and then yeah, it's just like he's hitting all that energy and then he's just like |
0:21.0 | He's floating outside Jennifer Rubin's window |
0:23.5 | Oh, it's your the one I want Jennifer |
0:28.2 | Do you want to meet the boyfriend? No build the bungler would not last a day as a Dracula. He wouldn't like it |
0:34.4 | It's not that's not his personality. He's a Frankenstein likes vibing outside of the white shirt |
0:40.4 | Yeah, he's a Frank he's a Frankenstein. He's just like absolutely around and he has a message of love |
0:47.3 | You're right on the right Frankenstein |
0:48.9 | He was persecuted by by idiot townsfolk. I eat the people of New York City. Yeah. Yeah |
0:55.0 | For your chasing them around with pitchforks and torches, but he's just trying to buy he didn't kill that girl. He was trying to help |
1:01.3 | Yeah, the groundhog the groundhog is the girl. Yeah |
1:09.4 | Oh, my god, uh, we just gotta figure out who the mummy is and the wolfman and we'll have a comprehensive |
1:15.6 | Oh, I know I think universal horror. We know the mummy is just a Joe |
1:20.4 | Joe's the fucking mummy |
1:22.8 | Yeah wolfman |
1:25.6 | um, I guess Ralph Northam like was known to transform |
1:30.3 | Physically in a way there's shocked people |
1:35.5 | Maybe that's like that's the like that's the thing he was gonna say at the press conference that it was beyond his control and it like |
1:41.5 | It happened under certain lunar conditions and his wife was like no don't tell people that |
1:48.2 | I'm just like a in New York state politics though. Oh, New York state. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean Joe Biden is the mummy is uh |
1:55.6 | That checks out, but I mean I don't know well, uh, you know |
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