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God Awful Movies

547: Chariots of the Gods

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods. I won't spoil it.

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0:00.0

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0:33.6

And then he says, please note the aerodynamic form. And these, what they're zooming in on are what I can only describe as spiky bobbles.

0:41.5

They're these silver, spiky bobbles, that are not aerodynamic at all.

0:45.6

They would not fly well at all.

0:47.7

No.

0:48.0

I think, Marsh, you've got in your notes that they look like comets flying through the sky.

0:52.9

And the reason comets fly through the sky like that

0:55.1

is because they're breaking up into fire

0:57.2

and falling to Earth

0:59.4

because they don't fly very well.

1:05.2

God-awful movie.

1:10.2

Movies.

1:11.6

Welcome back to the GAMCast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema,

1:24.9

so by the time we get to hell, we'll be used to it.

1:27.6

I'm your host, Eli Bosnick, and sitting 3,347 miles to my immediate left is my good friend

1:33.3

Michael Marshall. Marsh, welcome back. Thank you very much. Always a pleasure to be here. Yeah,

1:38.4

absolutely. And sitting just four shally shams and a ballywick to his northeast, back by popular demand.

1:46.4

Dr. Alice Hohworth. Dr. Alice, welcome back to the show.

1:50.1

Hello, thanks very much for having me. Well, I say thanks for having me. I'm not sure I'm your

1:54.2

best friend right now. This was a boring film.

1:58.3

Hey, look, when you invite someone for the first time and they watch a guy pee into their mouth and then they come back, you know you've got a, you're a best friend indeed.

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