546: The Pete and Sebastian Show - 546 "Bionic Man/Sebastian's Song"

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Pete finds a bionic man and Sebastian’s wife writes him a song.

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0:00.0	HOOOOO DUP!
0:01.6	What's that noise?
0:03.2	Sounds like you're paying interest on your credit card.
0:05.6	Sounds like money down the drain.
0:07.4	I don't like it!
0:09.2	Well, I'll put a plug in it with experience!
0:12.4	We'll show you credit card options where there's no interest to pay.
0:15.6	Zero percent interest!
0:17.2	So before you do credit cards, do experience first.
0:20.4	You know the score.
0:21.6	I'm a big deal, boss.
0:23.2	Experience limited is a credit broken or to lend up.
0:25.2	Based on transferring a balance from an interest-bearing card to one of the zero percent interest fee periods,
0:29.2	season season play.
0:30.4	Alright guys, got some club dates looking forward to playing some clubs, working out some new stuff.
0:35.2	One of my favorite clubs I'm hitting in East Providence, the Comedy Connection.
0:39.6	One show only Thursday night, May 4th.
0:43.2	We're gonna tear it up.
0:45.2	And then Friday, May 5th and Saturday, May 6th.
0:48.0	I'm playing the Comedy Loft in Chikapee, Massachusetts, small room.
0:54.0	It only holds 150 people.
0:55.6	We are gonna have a fun, intimate couple of nights.
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