Today the Nightmare Legion sent seven black dragons over the city of Vestox, where they sprayed superheated acid onto two orphanages and a fish market.

Gravy Boost claims the orphanage and fish markets were hard-boring forbidden clones.

The blame for this attack falls squarely on the shoulder of the corrupt paladins of Gander, who chose to hide their abominations in the cellars of civilian buildings.

I and my dragons only walked peace, but in this instance had no choice.

And deadly flooding caused the evacuation of happy, pretty people, wisdom town, and its outlying villages.

We know this flooding is happening because the peasantry continue to use unique or oil to light their lanterns.

We must switch to glow crystals, or we can only expect disasters like this to continue.

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The War of the Curse Crown, as it's being called by Lord Betterton, continues to rage in Western Andaria.

The M-battled city of Vestox underwent another round of dragon attacks this time-liquifying an orphanage and a fish market,

and resulting in the deaths of at least 30 orphans and seven fishmongers.

From the front line, Dieter Dambo reports. Dieter can you tell us what you're seeing there on the ground?

Last night, while precious orphans slept, Black Dragon spayed their poison upon Vestox.

I'm being told that the acid coming from these dragons is like no other, as not only does it liquefy,

but residual acid blobs explode when exposed to sunlight, making it impossible for rescuers to pull any survivors out of the ruins.

Scenes of unspeakable carnage have been reported, and the citizenry have been ordered to take shelter in the mines of Prince Dref.

Are there any signs that the Nightmare Legion will stop these dragon attacks?

Even in the face of collectivized curses from the Council of Wizards, the Sisters of Light,

the Priests of the Peaceful Mother, and counterattacks from battalions of chromatic dragons,

the banished one, Gravygoos, remains set on continuing these attacks until his ring of eternal life is returned to his keep in fardale.

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