Regular regular regular features, regular regular features.

A regular regular features are regular features.

Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that's the same every week.

I'm the biggest fella in town and I've been coming down the street directly towards you.

I'm getting bigger and bigger.

I look normal at the end of the street and then you

realize I'm twice as tall as everyone else on that street. And once I approach, you realize that I'm

18 feet tall and I have two little platters and under those closhes on those platters, which I

remove with a flourish, are my two best friend Steve Hoggetty and

John Logblyth each one equipped with a feature to throw down from the heavens upon you

Steve hello my big friend hello from the sky let ask you, are you easily terrified?

Yes, because I hit my head on bridges every day.

And you are concussed a lot.

So if things frighten you that shouldn't.

Oh, yeah.

Well, my feature is all about scary things.

It's a scary feature.

It's Halloween.

It's lingering Halloween vibes. I'm sorry, it's late. I'm sorry it's late. I know it's not Halloween, but I've done one. Please listen to it. That's okay. Don't get worked up. I'm going to put the klosh over you now, so you have a little nap before your feature. Let me out. Let me out. That's the sound of a closh being removed over my friend, John Logblythe.

John, what?

So weird calling you, John. What the fuck is that?

What feature do you have today?

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