Thank you.

I'm All right, then welcome to another edition of heavy hands.

I'm your host, Connor Rebush.

With me, as always, is Mr. Phil McKenzie.

And we are talking about a smattering of things this week because we're in a familiar, if not altogether, comforting position, sandwiched between the heaving bosoms of two apex cards.

I don't know why I phrased it that way.

Being crushed.

You're not boobs on the brain, Connor.

Being crushed like an empty beer can between the bosoms of two apex cards.

Last weekend.

I don't know if I would necessarily describe

apex cards as heaving bosoms.

Sloppy business.

They were.

Yeah, I don't know.

If they were...

If UFC cards were boobs, I feel like the apex cards would be a little sparser on that.

Yeah, we're being crushed between the asymmetrical bosoms of two apex cards, the woefully asymmetrical.

Last week, of course, an event at the apex main evented by flywates, Brendan Royval and Tatsura Tira,

yet another card perfectly designed to ensure that nobody ever watches a fight between flyweight contenders.

Because Zane Simon is fond of suggesting that's the kind of fight you really put as the comane on a bigger card.

Right. Especially if you're going to try and sell the idea of Brandon and Roval

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