543: Take Off Your Jorts And Shacket

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Log rediscovers his love of music by ordering vinyl records from a spooky owl, and Joe is smitten with thyssenkrupp's floating aeroplane corridor gantry jobbies. Steve is here too, technically. (They're call jet bridges, I looked it up. Jet bridges! Like Jeff Bridges' cooler, more articulated brother. Hello, I'm Jet Bridges. If you want to get on this Airbus A380, you gotta climb through my guts first).

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features, Steve's a regular regular, regular features.
0:03.9	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.4	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that is exactly the same every week.
0:12.1	And like every week, I am your diseased host, Steve.
0:17.0	Okay.
0:19.1	With an illness of sorts, and it's not COVID. I did a test. It came off blank. I'm joined by Joe Scrabbles.
0:28.1	Yes, hello. I'm entirely disease-free. And as such, I'm ready to present you with a feature all about one of the world's unsung manufacturers, Tisencrup.
0:40.9	We're also joined by John Blythe.
0:43.3	Hi there, you.
0:45.8	What do you want me to do now?
0:47.8	Tell us about your feature lug.
0:49.3	Oh, right.
0:50.9	Yeah, basically.
0:52.1	I've been trying to come to terms of the fact that I don't like music as much as Stuart, and I've been trying to improve that by liking music more. I used to love it back in the olden days when if you just write, I like PJ Harvey on your personal ad, you'd get sex with someone. But since then, just stop caring.
1:10.4	I don't have a feature this week on account of I felt dizzy and headache and nauseous.
1:16.3	Oh.
1:16.8	That sounds like the kind of stuff that you'd normally weave into feature magic, Steve.
1:20.4	You know it's bad because I ain't got done done that this time.
1:25.3	I ain't done that is what I haven't done.
1:28.1	Look, I'm falling apart. Help me.
1:31.4	Steve, before you go, Steve, I've just got to know, what's going on with your curtains?
1:38.1	Yeah. I had to, I was setting up my new electric, electrified curtains in my bedroom.
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