# 543 - Robert Kelly & ME

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Today, I sit down and smoke a cigar with comedian, Robert Kelly. We talk about getting dumped, regifting, fighting a homeless guy, how he lost a ton of weight, cigars, watches, and much more! You can buy his new special “Kill Box” here: https://louisck.com/products/robert-kelly-kill-box Follow Robert Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive Twitter: https://twitter.com/robertkelly This episode is brought to you by Helix. Get up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows at http://www.helixsleep.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by Black Buffalo Zero. Go to http://www.blackbuffalo.com and use the code “BERT” at checkout for 15% off your first order. This episode is brought to you by Solo Stove. Use the promo code “BERT” at http://www.solostove.com to get an extra $10 off. This episode is brought to you by Whoop Go to http://www.whoop.com and enter code BERT to save 10% off. To join the 2 Bears, 0 Drinks Team: https://app.whoop.com/mobile-redir?code=COMM-2BEARS (Mobile only) For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Berty Boy Productions: https://bertyboyproductions.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh
0:04.0	Thank you thank you settlement
0:07.7	Hey guys, I've never done this before
0:12.3	I'm promoting two tours at once. Yes. Yes. I am still doing the birdie boy relapse tour until December
0:19.2	I have just announced the top soft world tour top soft world tour get ready to hear that a lot
0:27.1	Especially if you're in Europe that is where we are starting we are starting this world tour in Oslo
0:32.9	I think January 7th or 6th here's it free sale started today go to burper burper.com. I'll be in Oslo stock home Berlin
0:41.9	Copenhagen Dublin Athens London Glasgow Newcastle Amsterdam and twerp
0:47.8	Manchester Birmingham all in January that is my European leg and then I
0:52.9	Come back stateside these tour these dates are on pre sale as well. Use the promo code tops off. I am in
1:00.6	Williamsport Virginia or Pennsylvania Hershey Boston banger main
1:06.5	Tempe for the Super Bowl Savannah, Georgia Tampa. I am at the Amalia Reiner arena Orlando Cedar Rapids Green Bay Minneapolis Grand
1:16.6	folks
1:17.8	Forks. Fuck it. Go to burper burper.com all my tour dates are up there now use the promo code tops off to get your tickets for general
1:25.1	All in sales starts this Friday
1:27.7	But this weekend the birdie boy relapse tour bird. How much shit do you have to promote a fucking dick load?
1:33.9	I'm in Rochester, Minnesota tonight then Indianapolis then
1:40.9	Chattanooga
1:42.4	Moleen Illinois sober October is almost over guys. Do I look better?
1:49.6	Leave in the comments does he look better? No, he's still fat fuck. I actually looks better. I actually he looks really good. He doesn't look as red
1:58.9	Today's podcast is a great podcast
2:02.0	My buddy Bobby Kelly Robert Kelly has a new special on Louis CK.com
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