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Ghostrunners

543 - Light Housekeeping or Lighthouse Keeping?

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Jake talks about a massage he got in Malaysia and Brad thinks he might've lost a sensation in his mouth. Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I like the countdown.

0:06.2

The app we use, I don't know why, but the difference in the three second countdown and five second countdown is massive.

0:13.1

Oh, three seconds I would never get goofy.

0:14.9

I'd just be like, all right, I guess we're going.

0:16.7

Everything's a three second countdown.

0:18.3

Five.

0:18.8

Yeah, you got all this extra time.

0:20.4

It's like, I'm not going to be goofy. And then about two seconds left, I'm like, let's get goofy. It's sometimes being in control of the record button again, you know, timing's out of town. You know, I'm not looking over. Are you going? You're not going? No, five seconds. We're live. Mm-hmm. That's how it should be.

0:39.1

People are saying all these positive things about timing.

0:41.7

I think, let's be honest, like behind the scenes, we do see him as a net negative, right?

0:46.3

Like, we like them.

0:48.7

It's not like he's like the worst guy in the world, but like he's not amazing.

0:53.3

He's not doing things that like we could never do.

0:56.0

He's not hitting notes that I can't hit. Every time we need him to sing a song live, like in

1:02.2

Branson or Grande Buu, he's sick or has a sinus infection every time. Yeah. His voice is fake. It's all

1:09.7

AI. It's all AI. It's it's I mean you noticed like what he did

1:14.0

a equine one he like took it took him months to like produce that was anyone around when he made

1:20.7

that song. I've never seen it. He went home. He came back. It sounds exactly like Justin Bieber.

1:25.6

That's a little fishy. Yeah. Nice try. Just time, Bieber. And speaking of AI, remind me again the very first piece of content we ever saw from Timon. What did he go viral? What was the, what was that video? Was that even Timon, dude? Because yeah, that was him saying you need to try adobe's new

1:45.4

a i software a it all comes back to a i mhm mhm mhm t a m o n time time time for whatever reason in

1:56.3

asia i kept using a jamaican accent i just thought that was kind of funny. Like, you know, whatever. Like, uh, Jai would hit a good shot on Ling and I'd say big time. Big time. That was kind of my joke of the week. I like that because it's not like, what are they going to do? They don't notice that you're probably doing it.

2:17.5

It's a third party accent.

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