543: I Want to Go to Dog Heaven

The Incomparable Mothership

Jason Snell

Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure

4.8 • 694 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Merry Kilmas! We begin our seasonal celebration of actor Val Kilmer with one of his most mysterious works, 1996’s “The Island of Dr. Moreau.” You’ll go in wanting to see Marlon Brando and David Thewlis, but you’ll exit talking about Goat Man and Dog Butler and why the last half hour of the film makes no sense at all. It’s a legendary disaster of a movie, and maybe that’s what Kilmas is all about!...

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0:00.0	It's not brain science, it's rocket surgery.
0:02.7	This is the island of Dr. Moreau.
0:07.8	The incomparable, number 543, December 2020.
0:15.2	Welcome back, everybody, to The Inconparable.
0:17.1	I am your host, Jason Snell, and this is a rocket surgery episode where we watch a movie that we probably shouldn't have and then ask ourselves why do it and the answer is because Jason told you to and I regret I regret everything also I want to explain to people what we're doing here this is the most wonderful time of the year it's Kilmus Merry Kilmer. Where we watch the movies of Val Kilmer to celebrate him being himself.
0:44.0	Just being Val Kilmer.
0:45.9	Also, in the interest of inclusion, Feliz Kilvidad.
0:49.8	We watched 1996s, the island of Dr. Moreau, a film considered by many the most troubled movie production of all time.
1:01.7	It's all there on the screen.
1:03.3	Let me introduce the people who apparently watched this movie because I told them to.
1:08.7	Oh, if only I had not also watched it, I would be laughing now.
1:13.1	Annette Weiristra watched this movie.
1:14.9	Hello.
1:15.5	Hello.
1:16.2	Please just leave me on a dingy in the middle of the ocean and don't make me continue on.
1:20.7	Just keep drifting.
1:22.1	It'll be fine.
1:23.2	It'll be fine.
1:24.4	David J. Lorre, hello.
1:26.2	Hello.
1:26.9	We love our kill members.
1:30.5	Steve Lutz.
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