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542 - The Oopsie Report feat. Derek Davison & Daniel Bessner (7/19/21)

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

We’re joined by Chapo foreign policy desk Derek Davison and Daniel Bessner to check in with America’s various “oopsies”, “uh-ohs” and “oh butterfingers” accidentally enforcing our hegemony around the world. Derek and Danny have a new podcast, American Prestige, covering just this type of thing. If you like them on Chapo, be sure to go checkout their new show and, as always, Foreign Exchanges on substack. We’re putting the first episode of American Prestige in the Chapo feed so you can get a taste. http://patreon.com/americanprestige fx.substack.com

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0:30.0

Okay, greetings gang. Hello friends. We're back again. It's Chapo coming at you this Monday.

0:39.2

Um, uh, me, Matt and Felix as usual. But for today's episode, we are joined, uh, once again

0:46.3

by the Chapo Foreign Affairs desk. I refer to all time returning guest champion, Derek Davison

0:53.0

and a friend of the show, Daniel Bezner, uh, the host of the upcoming, uh, they all go, uh, sorry,

0:58.1

the upcoming podcast project, American prestige here to take us on a trip around the world.

1:04.6

Derek Daniel. Hello. Hey guys. Uh, Derek is just, you know, I mean, he's stunting. I mean,

1:10.3

the number of challenge coins that he's racked up. It's ridiculous. He's got a, he's putting,

1:16.6

putting new, I gotta get a free sum at some point or something, right? I mean like, uh,

1:21.2

and any, and any, and any podcast affiliated sandwich shop, please turn in your challenge coin for

1:26.5

a free tuna melt. Yeah. You can go to mission barbecue whenever you want and get the building seven

1:32.8

ribs. Nice. Like I said, you know, Derek, Derek and Daniel are, you know, there are foreign affairs,

1:41.7

foreign affairs correspondent are our own personal intelligence bureau here to give us the

1:46.1

presidential daily briefing about what is going on in the world today. Um, let's just dive into

1:51.9

it today. Um, let's start in the nation of Iran are all that are old nemesis. Iran, they're

2:00.1

added again, because you know, they're not only trying to, trying to weasel out of this nuclear

2:07.1

deal that, you know, they, they, they so, yeah, they're so, they're underhandedly undermind and

2:15.6

are seeking to, you know, weaken America by agreeing to the standards of the nuclear, uh,

2:23.6

to some of the treaty that they signed with us back during Obama. Yeah. It's fucked up. They're

2:28.4

acting like we killed their national hero or something. In, in another sovereign country for no

2:35.2

apparent reason, it was a pretty good move on the geniuses behind us foreign policy. Well,

2:40.0

you guys forget that according to, uh, uh, uh, uh, Miley Cyrus, uh, Trump would have been General

2:46.2

Miley Cyrus Trump would have been criminally negligent. He said he had killed, uh, he hadn't killed

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