#542 Lil' Realm

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Joe makes some wild predictions about the future of SNL and the inclusion of a very familiar Normand. A HISTORIC first-ever on-air bet occurs between our beloved hosts! Mark get a mysterious package of vinyl, and Joseph heads to a dental corporate and deals with a few hiccups in front of the denture doctors!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.0	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.0	Great.
0:05.0	Good to be here.
0:06.0	Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.
0:08.0	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.0	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
0:13.6	Surfs up and she didn't even flush.
0:19.6	Knock, knock, knock.
0:20.5	Who's there?
0:22.1	Mark Norman and Joe List.
0:23.4	Yeah!
0:24.4	There's Tuesdays with stories everybody.
0:26.0	No, that's terrible.
0:28.0	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:29.8	My radio is spitting at me.
0:35.0	Hey, Nanny, here we are.
0:39.0	We're here, we're queer, we're wearing sweats, we're hooded up, your ankles are out. I'm gay my ankles have been out for 20 years.
0:47.0	Yeah those aren't sweats though right those are dress pants slash sweats.
0:50.6	Well these are the member the rev or the rel? Oh yeah yeah yeah
0:54.3	Rem sleep what was that? Revenant! Revenant! Hell of a film!
0:58.1	Fuck the Bear. What was that? No these are Mac Weldon. Similar but they're they're stretchy and they're goopy. Yeah, they're queefy, but they're not slacks. I wear them, but I think you could wear those I thought because those look like dockers to me
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