#542 - Junk Kerplunk, Big Low Bum and Is It Time For =?
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Redemption for Elis James. After unspeakable failure 12 months ago, he rises from the ashes like a phoenix at this year’s charity football match. John also wears running shoes in goal and gets his baps out.
Plus, we hear of some of your late relationship icks, Dave’s been sent to jail with Gok Wan and would John actually like to be the COO of a medium sized business? He’d get reserved parking, but he also already has this at home.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone. The Ellis and John's cinematic universe is now available to all. |
| 0:04.6 | Yes, head to patreon.com slash Ellis and John for loads of extra content, |
| 0:09.0 | including our brand new film series The Adventures of Ellis and John, |
| 0:12.7 | fully visualised podcast episodes twice a week and behind the scenes bonus content. |
| 0:16.7 | So to watch shows, get ad-free episodes and come on adventures with me, Ellis and Dave. |
| 0:21.9 | Head to patreon.com of Ellis and John and I've got to say, I think it's another mega week. |
| 0:54.5 | Because obviously, somebody did the Hackney Half Marathon on a Sunday. |
| 1:00.4 | Was it you? |
| 1:01.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.9 | No, no, he was a guy in her called Andy. |
| 1:05.4 | And we played in the Taskmaster charity football game on the previous day on the Saturday. |
| 1:12.9 | And John, yet again, the guiding hand of John Robbins on my shoulder, improved my life. |
| 1:20.8 | Really? |
| 1:21.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.9 | How so? |
| 1:22.9 | Because it went to a penalty shootout. |
| 1:25.9 | And I didn't fancy it, having missed the decisive penalty in a penalty shootout about, when was it, two years ago. And I wasn't going to put my hand up. You were going to paw lintz it. I was absolutely going to pour lince it. Yeah, I actually caught him mid-Paul Lansing. Yeah, he did. Oh, did you? Yeah? I was halfway through saying, I don't fancy it, Gaffer. |
| 1:47.0 | When John said, Ellis fancies it, it's time for him to rewrite the script. |
| 1:52.7 | Did you? |
| 1:53.7 | And I thought to myself, yeah, maybe I will rewrite the script, actually. |
| 1:59.0 | And I took the third pen. |
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