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Hey Adam. Hey Abe. When's the last time you took a bath? A bath. Yeah like pruny fingers.

I don't know. Dude, I don't know. A bath? Fuck, I don't know. I can't even think of that.

I don't know if I was an adult and I don't think I've had one as an adult. I don't think I've had

an adult that. Yeah, me neither. Not even in the sexy sense. And I don't, a nice little swim doesn't

count. No, no, no. I've been in like ponds and stuff in like lakes and we've been in ponds. Yeah,

we haven't been in ponds. That's right. You can't prove I haven't been there. I haven't had a bath

for a long time. No, why would, I mean, this is like a whole separate podcast series, really.

Just like why baths? No, it's been a long time. Thank you for asking.

You can be relaxing. I did some for sports. That's that's technically true, right?

You know? Yeah. Ice baths and whatnot. Well, yeah, the medicinal baths, right? Where it's like

about soaking. But like to me, that's like the same as like going in a cryo machine or something,

right? Where it's like, it's like, yeah, yeah, you got to let this weird thing happen to your

body for a little bit and then you're free. Then you're free. That's true. Whereas a bath,

it's like I get to splish splash and taking a bath. Did you have any toys that were like your toys?

I don't fucking think so. I don't either. Yeah. I think I was just a little kid just

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