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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve PA Lydia, Dr Scott, and Tacie discuss: perforated IUDs Kyphoplasty gone awry Cat cowpox Menstrual BMs Animal Self-pleasure Weed smell in your pores Tinnitus Dark, Sticky Splooge Software glitch in a sports watch Erratum: Giant chicken breasts = mendelian genetics not hormones Please visit: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (Dr Scott's website) simplyherbals.net/cbd-sinus-rinse (the best he's ever made. Seriously.) roadie.doctorsteve.com (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) Also don't forget: Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now while he’s still cheap! "FLUID!" Most importantly! CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, the O&A Troika, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson, Geno Bisconte. Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:28.7	T's and C's apply. As we enter the new year, I've been reflecting upon which dating royalty
0:37.2	will return to the Love Island Villa.
0:39.5	Lovers from across the land will be hoping they get the call to be a Love Island All-Star
0:44.5	and share values of kindness, compassion and snogging.
0:49.8	I urge them to love thy neighbour on the next Sun Lounger and hope that come January 13th on ITB2 and ITBX, love will reign supreme.
1:00.8	Why did the art collector buy an old septic tank?
1:04.8	It's filled with mass turd pieces.
1:20.6	Thank you. Did you hear about the contest to win a ton of cow manure? To the victor, go the soils.
1:35.0	What did the father Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
1:36.9	By son.
1:58.8	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM 103, and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fess, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown. Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
2:05.9	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
2:08.6	I've got Zabodovir stripping from my nose.
2:11.3	I've got the leprosy of the heartbells, exacerbating my incredible woes.
2:16.6	I want to take my brain out,
2:18.3	plastic with the wave,
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