It's time for episode 540 of the Clockwise Podcast from Relay FM, recorded Wednesday, February 7th, 2024.

Clockwise, 4 people, that runs at 30 frames per second or something.

I don't know.

I am one of your hosts, Micah Sargent, and I am joined across the internet by my good pal, my friend, noted author, Dan, the man Moore.

And how you doing, Dan?

I'm doing well, Micah.

So if it's 30 frames per second and 60 seconds per a minute and 30 minutes in the show,

there's 54,000 frames in this episode.

Is that right?

I can't do math.

Ooh, don't can't do math.

Don't make me do math, Dan. It's too early in the morning where I am.

While someone else writes that down on a napkin and does the calculations, let us say hello to our wonderful guests. To my left, it's podcaster, fiber artist, and friend to nerds everywhere. It's Elite Sims. Hi,

Elite. Nerds everywhere. Wow. Hello, friends. And to my left, it's photographer and creator at

large. Check out his podcast at ampuitt.com slash podcast with Ann Pruitt. Welcome back, Ann.

Hello, gents.

How are you all doing?

And I got to tell you, in the words of the Great Dale Gribble, I don't quite follow

your math, but I do admire your passion.

That is the nicest thing that I feel like a teacher has ever said, math teacher has

ever said to me.

All righty, let us get this rolling. We've got four topics in just 30 minutes. And here is mine.

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