54: Running for President and A Corporate Fight to the Death - Funny Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate to a life sentence or early release? If you punch yourself and it hurts are you really strong or really weak? Would you rather be forced to perform open heart surgery on one person, or land a jet full of people? We staple up this episode with an ‘Office Supply Store Battle Royale’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	Hey, spit wads, when you run out of this great show and you're like, ah, I want more shows.
0:05.6	You can get access to our entire archive at spitballerspod.com.
0:10.2	You can become an official spit wad of our Patreon, have access to everything we've ever
0:15.6	made, ad free at spitballerspod.com.
0:27.7	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give
0:32.9	random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:35.8	It's the spitballerspodcast with Andy Mike and Jason.
1:11.0	We have a live show for this podcast, like we do for the fantasy footballers, and we've
1:14.7	got, you know, two, three hundred people, thousand.
1:18.8	We have them all, you know, scream the mailbag drop from the other show, but they're all
1:22.8	going to scat the intro.
1:24.2	See, I was, and we're going to have just the worst sounding everybody doing their own
1:29.3	scat.
1:30.3	It's going to be glorious.
1:32.3	No, I think what we do is because this is this show, the community, we've got to give it,
1:39.5	we've got to give it guests the opportunity.
1:41.4	Now, see, that's where I always go.
1:43.2	To win the prize, to come on stage, and you do the scat.
1:46.6	You guys are being way too nice.
1:48.5	You're being way too nice with the win.
1:49.7	Guys, we got to make that money.
1:51.6	This thing's like, you got to pay.
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