Let's talk eyelashes, okay?

I understand this is a new thing where ladies like to add a little enhancement to the eyelashes.

That's fine.

Are we all enhanced stuff?

You know, I guess I, you know, trim my toenails every now and then.

But sometimes, listen to to this sometimes girls look

they have arachnids on their eyes you ever seen cars with eyelashes

there's cars with eyelashes they put them on the headlights oh that's so funny I'd rather

see cars have eyelashes than girls have inch and a half eyelashes.

You ever try to talk to a girl with one of those, you know, black widow eyelashes? Every time she blinks, it's like, whew, you feel like, can you kind of go back? Oh.

Gives you a wink.

It makes you turn your head.

That air comes from one side.

Just a,

who,

who,

about to fly.

I talked to this role one time.

Sweet girl,

she went and got these great,

you know,

intense eyelashes.

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