What's your secret? Okay, so there was this time when I had a party at the house

There's quite a few people there and your parents house at my parents house and the table broke

Because there were two girls dancing on it. This is our dining room table your family's table the family table

So I proceeded the next morning to fix it to the best of my ability which was pretty good

But the table then wobbled

Every dinner ever since then your parents never asked what happened parents always my mom almost every time

It didn't would go I wonder why this table wobbles so much

It's pretty bad ask to fix it held for you 15 nice

But yeah, so she never knew

So I'm patty and no one knows how I put myself through graduate school

Hey, everyone. It's been every once in a while. I open the show with a content advisory

You can add today's show to that special library

I'm gonna coin a name for that advisory right now. Let's call the show earbud safe

There's some pretty blatant sexual content ahead so if it's okay for you but not for others put on those earbuds and let's go

You have been advised okay, so I

I am now a business owner. I'll just say that I'm well respected for what I do

I'm pretty well known in my community. This would be shocking and

Probably really hurtful to my professional life if I actually said what I did

I'd be connected to my Washington DC studio from Los Angeles the five-year epic adventure

She's about to unfold began when she was 28. She's in her 40s now and even today

It's a story hardly anyone knows until now. Okay, you want me to say that now? Yeah, go for it

Okay, so I put myself through graduate school working as

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