What's your secret?

So I look at my bank account and I saw a significant increase in my savings.

And I was like, what the fuck is this?

I got a deposit from my daughter.

I said, pay the next week, like what is this?

So I called her to make sure that it's all right.

Apparently she went back that 30 days where I wasn't getting paid but I also was getting paid

and she sent that out to me.

I said, pay!

Oh shit, I'm not thinking it's that weekend.

I would have liked to like a phone call because I'm not a whore.

I'm not complaining at all but I was just like, oh, that is so nice.

Thank you.

But I didn't tell my boyfriend because he would want to use the verbiles as one thing.

Hey everyone, it's Ben.

Today we've got kind of a double header for you.

Two secrets in one.

Our guest is a man of the cloth with a wild streak.

Hello.

A streak that will be revealed and informed by a pair of unexpected stories.

Here's the big one.

Hi, my name is Dave and I'm a former Southern Baptist minister and yes,

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