I'm

A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

Cowboy Boys There's a tribe.

I got to grab my laptop.

It's okay.

I'll tell you while you're grabbing your laptop.

There's a tribe of people, okay?

And I think it's, I think it's New Guinea, but it might just be South America and Brazil or something.

And the practice of the tribe is when you become a boy, you have your bar mitzvah,

but instead of like a regular bar mitzvah, they're like, cool, now you're old enough to drink cum.

And the little kid's like, what?

And they're like, yeah.

And so then the boys, the young men, I think like 12 years old, then you just basically you just blow bang as hard as you can, as much as you can,

suck dick, and you try and drink as much cum as you can until you turn 18.

And then depending on how much come you get inside of you is how powerful of a man you'll be.

I mean, if you're not a powerful man, you probably won't survive.

Yeah, so they just like, but it's like, it's voluntary, of course.

Is it? Well, like, you don't want to be a pussy.

Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. Don't be a bitch. What are you trying to be a man or not?

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