#54 Behead Me Kween

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.5 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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We're all here for once as we investigate how 22,000 steel balls terrorized Seattle, how a Swedish girl discovered a beach sword, the depolorables comedy tour, what chip was used to lure a giant pig, and some Hitler news! B-52’S REMIX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0z6vaBg3WA Our second FREE What A Time To Be Alive stand up show is TOMORROW, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23rd at Stand Up NY with all three of us and hilarious comics like Josh Gondelman, Alison Leiby, Joyelle Johnson, and Luke Mones! Reserve tickets at the link below! standupny.laughstub.com/event.cfm?id=517584 Grab shirts and other merch at our TeePublic: www.teepublic.com/user/whatatimetobealive We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discord.gg/sSRGUKQ @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin // @whatatimepod Send comments or questions to [email protected]

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0:00.0	Every runner knows the moment when everything clicks.
0:04.0	When your legs lock into a rhythm, the aches float away and doubts fade.
0:08.0	Replaced by a feeling of euphoria.
0:12.0	It's why you lace up at dawn.
0:15.0	Why a little rain doesn't stop you.
0:17.0	Why one run turns into a habit.
0:24.3	So next time you go for a run, chase that runs high.
0:28.1	Learn more about running and go wild at puma.com.
0:43.7	This is a stand-up New York Labs production, providing you podcast since 2013. That was as far away from the mic as I could possibly be.
0:48.8	Yet still.
0:50.3	It ricocheted.
0:51.5	It sounded like one of those ones where it's like puke.
0:53.7	It was like-st-like. It was like ASMR burp ones where it's like puk. It was like ASMR burp.
0:55.3	It was like ASMR burp.
0:57.1	That was not unproductive.
0:58.2	It was selter.
0:59.9	It was like a very fresh amount of carbonation.
1:02.9	I was it deep in there.
1:03.9	I'm recording this.
1:04.6	We should make sure we put this in.
1:05.8	This is the cold open.
1:07.4	Actually, I'm pretty okay.
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