54: 54: I Romantic Getaway So Hard
#IMOMSOHARD
Pionaire Podcasting
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2021
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Kristin and Jen talk about hot and steamy topics... like jumpsuits, camel toes, and golfing in July. You know, typical romantic stuff!
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This hilarious comedy podcast about motherhood is for moms by moms talking all about being a mom. But be warned: this is NOT a mom advice podcast! Female comedy duo Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley have been performing, teaching, and writing comedy internationally for a combined 40+ years. They have been moms for one quarter of that time and it shows. How do they cope? They laugh about all of the craziness that comes with being a mom and they want you to laugh about it too! From snot to stretchmarks to sleepless nights, Kristin and Jen know firsthand that parenting is a hard job and they invite you to join them in taking it all a little less seriously (even if for a few short minutes a day). After all, Jen currently has four days of dry shampoo in her hair and Kristin’s keys are still in her front door. They try, they fail, they support each other, and they mom as hard as they can.
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, pockets. Amazing, aren't they? I wonder what's in your pocket right now. |
| 0:04.3 | I'll be the tissue. Yes. Picture of the family. |
| 0:07.3 | Ah, how about a lottery ticket with six magic numbers? |
| 0:11.2 | No, don't worry. It's still time. |
| 0:13.6 | This Saturday, it could be you. Lotto from the National Lottery. |
| 0:17.2 | Play now. Rules of procedures apply. Players must be 18 over. |
| 0:30.7 | Welcome, time, mom. So hard. The podcast I have recently had my testicles drop. |
| 0:37.3 | And so now my voice is 14 octaves lower for some reason. It's because it's hot. |
| 0:43.2 | It's been hot everywhere. I think there's a weird moon. I'm exhausted |
| 0:47.2 | when I wake up in the morning. I'm mad when I wake up. But that's because I've been on my period |
| 0:52.2 | like 14 times in four weeks. It's been just it's just a I don't know if somebody wants me to get |
| 0:59.0 | pregnant. But I'm like, he got a bisectomy. So unless you're sending me somebody that doesn't bother me. |
| 1:03.5 | I think these are your Catholic eggs. They don't go down without a fight man. |
| 1:07.6 | I think they're like, no, no, no, no, no, you only have two kids going out of business. |
| 1:12.0 | We can we can get six more out of you if we. We play our cards right. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:19.1 | You probably dropped 14 eggs. I'm telling you, I it's I know that that's true because I'm like |
| 1:24.8 | goddy sucks. And then I'm like kind of one of sex with them. Oh my god. I'm ovulating. |
| 1:29.0 | That's what's happening. Yeah. You know, uh, speaking of, uh, did we say that we're at the |
| 1:34.5 | hashtag I'm I'm so hard podcast. Oh, yeah. Well, you can listen to us wherever you listen to |
| 1:38.6 | podcasts or you can also find us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, sometimes sometimes TikTok. You |
| 1:45.2 | too. Not officially. We have a. We're gonna get our people keep following us on TikTok because |
| 1:51.6 | we have a we have a page. Yeah. But we don't have any content. And I think people are like, |
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