54.3 Yours Truly: "The Archives of H.A.N.D. — The Plague Doctor Debacle"
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🗓️ 16 January 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
This is the third installment of "The Archives of H.A.N.D.", a miniseries within our latest collection, Yours Truly.
"The Archives of H.A.N.D. — The Plague Doctor Debacle"
Written by Lizz Leiser, Chris Woolsey & Kacie Laforest
Featured cast:
Michael Pate as H.A.N.D. Agent Kyle Davison
Mary Murphy as the Real Medical Doctor Rachel Stevens
Ali Silva as H.A.N.D. Hold Voice of Hell
Alain Laforest as “Doctor” Giovanni de Palvia
Co-directed by Ali Silva, Lizz Leiser & Kacie Laforest
Intro music composed by Nico Sleator
The Archives of H.A.N.D. music composed by Ari Kessler
Produced by Gustavo Rodriguez & Ali Silva
Production operations: Lizz Leiser
Social media: Kacie Laforest
Production coordinator: Faith Johnson
FMT theme music by Jason Graves
Audio production & sound design: Ali Silva
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| 0:00.0 | They say where there's life, there's hope. |
| 0:18.0 | But what if you could find hope in death? Or perhaps the undead? This is a story |
| 0:26.5 | about burning out, breaking down, giving up, and accepting help from the most unlikely of places. |
| 0:33.4 | Hell, and the internet. And also that weird guy Gary who works in the morgue. |
| 0:41.3 | This is the third installment of a little miniseries within our Yours Truly series. |
| 0:46.3 | Each episode details the correspondence between a modern seeker and a long-deceased voice from the past. |
| 0:52.3 | In this episode, we once more find ourselves a fly nestled within the decaying flesh wall of hell, |
| 0:59.2 | spying on the classified archives of the entrepreneurial demonic endeavor known as |
| 1:03.5 | Healing Answers and Necromancy Delivered, or Hand, if you're pressed for time. |
| 1:09.2 | So, turn off your phone, pour yourself a stiff drink, |
| 1:12.5 | and lock yourself deep inside your favorite place to cry |
| 1:15.5 | as we present the archives of hand, |
| 1:18.5 | or what they have entitled, The Plague Doctor Debacle. I'm All doctors and doctors are. |
| 2:18.3 | Goodie! Good evening. |
| 2:38.5 | And customer service. |
| 2:41.0 | This is Kyle. |
| 2:42.5 | How may I serve you? |
| 2:44.0 | Um, hi. |
| 2:46.0 | I'm calling about your exclusive program. |
| 2:49.0 | Uh, hands across the ages, essential advice for unprecedented |
| 2:54.5 | events? In order to be eligible for exclusive program, you must be medical professional. Oh, |
| 3:03.4 | I'm a doctor. Okay, calm down. And how did you become doctor? |
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