54.1 Yours Truly: "The Archives of H.A.N.D. — The Liz B. Situation"
Fireside Mystery Theatre
Fireside Mystery Theatre
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🗓️ 7 November 2021
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
This is the first installment of "The Archives of H.A.N.D.", a miniseries within our latest collection, Yours Truly.
"The Archives of H.A.N.D. — The Liz B. Situation"
Written by Lizz Leiser & Kacie Laforest
Featured cast:
Kacie Laforest as Rebecca-Sage Ellis-White
Michael Pate as H.A.N.D Agent Kyle Davison
Ali Silva as The Blood Countess, Elizabeth Bathory
Directed by Ali Silva, Lizz Leiser & Kacie Laforest
Intro music composed by Nico Sleator
The Archives of H.A.N.D. music composed by Ari Kessler
Produced by Gustavo Rodriguez & Ali Silva
Production operations: Lizz Leiser
Social media: Kacie Laforest
Production coordinator: Faith Johnson
FMT theme music by Jason Graves
Audio production & sound design: Ali Silva
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| 0:00.0 | They say there's a special place in hell for women who refuse to help other women. |
| 0:23.6 | But what if women in hell were willing to help other women? |
| 0:29.6 | This is a story about leaning in, lifting up, and unlocking your true potential, using |
| 0:36.6 | necromancy and the internet. |
| 0:40.7 | This is the first installment of a little mini-series within our Yours truly series. |
| 0:46.0 | Each episode details the correspondence between a modern seeker and a long-deceased voice from the past. |
| 0:53.4 | In this episode, we find ourselves a fly nestled within the decaying flesh wall of hell, |
| 0:59.8 | spying on the classified archives of the entrepreneurial demonic endeavor known as |
| 1:04.3 | Healing Answers and Necromancy Delivered, or Hand, if you're a fan of brevity. |
| 1:10.4 | So, put on an anti-aging, skin-suffening, glow-inducing sheet mask, |
| 1:16.4 | pour yourself an artisanal kombucha, and open your chakras for a tale from |
| 1:21.3 | the archives of hand, or what they like to call the Lizby situation. I'm Oh Oh You |
| 1:45.0 | And |
| 1:47.0 | I'm |
| 1:48.0 | I'm |
| 1:49.0 | I'm |
| 1:50.0 | Oh |
| 1:51.0 | Oh |
| 1:52.0 | Oh |
| 1:53.0 | Oh |
| 1:55.0 | Oh Subject. New client inquiry. Hello, hand agency. I'm reaching out to learn more about your |
| 2:25.7 | mentorship services. I was recently in New Orleans celebrating a sorority sister's engagement. |
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