539: I'm Back!!!
Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft
Eddie Ifft
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Eddie talks about bringing the podcast back. Why he did it, what the plans are, where you can find it, etc. He also bitches about a lot of other things. You can find the video version on youtube at youtube.com/eddieifft. The podcast is gonna be coming out on Tuesdays weekly and for a while will be all solo episodes until he figures out what he's doing with his life. Check out his show schedule at eddieifft.com
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to, I don't know what it is. I think it's talking shit. I think this is the podcast. It is the, I'm going to say officially the cheapest podcast in the world. There is no overhead. I mean, I do have a little bit of, like, see this little fluffy thing that looks like, looks like something you'd buy at a |
| 0:21.7 | sex store. That. I have that. That's supposed to stop the wind, help the sound. I have an iPhone. |
| 0:29.9 | And then I just upload it myself. I've got zero employees. And I just do this podcast. You know why? |
| 0:37.1 | Because I'm a narcissist. I do a podcast because I'm do this podcast. You know why? Because I'm a narcissist. |
| 0:39.3 | I do a podcast because I'm in a business now that I got into a long time ago that I didn't know was going to turn into what it is. |
| 0:48.3 | And I have to, you know, they said, don't be a dinosaur. |
| 0:50.3 | You know, the dinosaurs fell in the tarpits and you don't want to, you don't want to be |
| 0:54.5 | the dinosaur. You don't want to age out. You know, you got to figure out, but I've been doing podcasting forever. The reason I did podcasting, because I was insecure. That's why I did it. No, that's not why I did podcasting. I did podcasting, because I wanted to make a difference in people's lives. |
| 1:16.6 | I felt like what I have to tell people and my political views are so important to the masses that they need to know that this guy that practically failed out of grade school, high school, |
| 1:22.5 | and college has philosophical views that are more important than theirs, and they need to subscribe to mine. |
| 1:29.0 | No, I don't want anyone to ever take anything I say and subscribe to it. |
| 1:37.1 | Please don't, because I'm usually wrong. |
| 1:40.1 | I'm usually inaccurate, and most times not funny when I'm trying to be. |
| 1:47.0 | So let's just say I'm doing this podcast for your enjoyment and your enjoyment only. |
| 1:53.0 | I'm going to be serious for a second here. |
| 1:55.0 | Not serious that often, but I'm going to be serious for a second and let you know |
| 1:59.0 | that the reason I got into comedy initially |
| 2:02.6 | was because yes, I was insecure, I was broken. |
| 2:06.1 | I love to make people laugh, why? |
| 2:09.0 | Because it was the only way I could get attention growing up. |
| 2:12.1 | I didn't have a bad dad, I didn't have a bad mom. |
| 2:14.1 | I have wonderful parents. |
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