539: Face/Off

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

This week, our secular-tacular continues with a movie that is neither God nor Awful. The 1997 John Woo masterpiece explores the terrors of having to be Nicolas Cage and/or John Travolta. And almost every inanimate object eventually explodes.
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0:40.0	And then jumps their boat with his boat.
0:44.3	It's, I can't, I cannot do it justice.
0:47.2	Somebody runs through the middle of this little river area with like an apple cart that's also a jet ski ramp.
0:53.6	Yep, yep.
0:53.8	And he just flies through a boat.
0:56.0	Pain a glass between them, yeah.
0:58.0	After having my apple cart knocked over by so many chase scenes,
1:01.8	I'm so glad to finally sell my apples on the sea.
1:05.1	Oh, no!
1:07.1	John Travolved away!
1:09.4	But there's a boat explosion right time.
1:13.4	God-awful movie.
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