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Chapo Trap House

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Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

News

4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

What’s one band you’re ALWAYS thinking about? We start asking some universal questions. Then, we take a pair of articles that again push the idea of Biden as a transformational progressive president and ask who are they for? Why do we keep getting these? Aren’t we all just eating ice cream? C’mon man. Finally, we turn to the federalist to learn about the “flyover women”.

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The

0:30.0

I just sorry I'm so laughing at this uh the oval poffis tweet about the Miami building

0:40.2

collapse. Yeah. We are heartbroken for the tragedy in Surfside, Florida. So many humans

0:47.3

perished. Some of the survivor's pets are trapped in the rubble too. These are Mia, Daisy

0:52.0

and Coco, not pictured big. Same condo as Daisy. Another cat hippo and a chameleon named

0:57.4

Grimlock. Um it's just the whole humanity. Yeah. Like the Dandenberg happening and being

1:06.5

like, Oh, I did us had this is like I think we're going to find out like some dark truth

1:12.7

with this account. This is like, this is like a veteran who did like a Bob carry type thing.

1:18.0

He's just got a bunch of tiny little skeletons in his closet and it's like he's like he

1:23.0

was nonverbal after remembering it and he like he they gave him a service dog and that's

1:30.4

how he like got into this. He got into like we rate dogs and chit and see the only way

1:34.0

you can communicate. Otherwise, he's just totally like mute. I think these these these

1:39.3

sort of accounts that sort of communicate the supposed thoughts of pets about their

1:45.2

humans. It's like it's filling the gap that John the Sun has left in the task. Is it

1:50.7

John the Sun like still he's like he's still around. No, stop talking like that. I thought

1:56.5

Oh, well he's not talking like that. But he's like Johnny's sons like the JZ of Twitter.

2:02.7

He's like, yeah, he sucks like he's stings. He's been shit for 15 years. He's like, no,

2:11.0

he like he made it. I don't know who the Beyonce of Twitter is, but like that's whoever

2:16.6

he's dating. He like he's the king. He like he got all those books made. He's like a writer.

2:22.9

He was a writer on like Bojack and shit. He like that's the grand prize. All those guys

2:27.3

who got like a hundred retweets in 2012 for posting like, you know, my therapist is a dog

2:32.6

in skateboards. Uh, uh, they like they were trying to be Johnny's son. They were like

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