537 - My 7th Birthday with Actor/Writer Keith Blaney

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4.1 • 529 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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When Keith Blaney (Fargo, Future Man, F*ck Fiction) celebrates New Years Eve/His Birthday, a big ball drops from the sky and it's always a party, somewhere. On his 7th birthday, there were candles, and cake, and S.W.A.T. Listen to this incredible story right now! Watch Story Smash the Storytelling Game Show on YouTube anytime! https://bit.ly/39OoTdw With your host Christine Blackburn and comedian Blaine Capatch, writer Danny Zuker and many more talented people like Wayne Federman, MaryLynn Rajskub, Melissa Peterman, Ed Crasnick, Wendi McLendon-Covey, and Greg Proops! Four comedians spin the Story Worthy Wheel of Truth and tell a true 1 or 2 minute story on the topic they land. The "expert judges" comment and everyone laughs their ass off. Story Smash sold-out consistently at the Hollywood Improv for 3 years. It's a blast! Check out the Story Smash website here- https://www.storysmashshow.com The Story Worthy Hour & 1/2 Of Power is now once a month on the third Sunday at 5:00pm PST, at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank California! Watch 7 true hilarious stories in 1 hour! More info on the website- https://www.storyworthypodcast.com Please follow for free, rate, and review Story Worthy on Apple Podcasts here- http://apple.co/1MceZ2Q It really helps. Follow Christine and Story Worthy on Social Media- Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/storyworthy/ Twitter-https://twitter.com/StoryWorthy Facebook- https://facebook.com/StoryWorthy/ and at ChristineBlackburn.com. Thanks guys! Christine

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0:00.0	You made it. Here. Finally. Checked out of office to check into the sweet views of that place you've always wanted to go. You know the one. It's nice. Even the kids like it.
0:13.9	This place is so cool. And they never like it. Mom, can we go to the pool?
0:19.2	Look at that. Not even asking for the Wi-Fi.
0:22.4	When you're with Ammax, it's not if it's going to happen.
0:25.2	But when?
0:26.2	American Express, don't live life without it.
0:32.8	Hey guys, it's Christine.
0:34.6	My one-woman shows surviving the ride has been accepted into the White Fire Theater solo festival.
0:40.3	It's one night only, Saturday, February 16th
0:43.1	at the fantastic White Fire Theater in Sherman Oaks, California.
0:46.8	If you're in L.A., guys, I really want to see you there.
0:49.8	Head over to Christine Blackburn.com for tickets
0:51.7	and stick around after the show for a small reception.
0:54.8	I hope you guys can make it.
0:55.8	I don't have to run around.
1:02.2	Hey, it's Christine from Storyworthy.
1:08.1	Today on the show, actor Keith Balaney talks about a very memorable
1:11.8	seventh birthday in Miami. It's Miami, so I hide behind a palm tree across the street.
1:20.2	Somebody calls the police. Helicopters and sirens and fire trucks and police cars all
1:26.5	invade my neighborhood and take over my block.
1:29.5	The SWAT team arrives.
1:32.4	Soldiers and flack jackets and uniforms with rifles and walkie-talkies all take up strategic positions on my block.
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