537: Ballad Of Hurwitz And Blumenfeld

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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In this episode we discuss covert tapes, overt favors, and Jake's fitness plan.

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0:00.0	This is a head gamma regent...
0:30.0	which was known as the pinch as a boy.
0:33.3	Now these two fine men they created a podcast.
0:37.4	They give out advice never missing a week.
0:41.6	Dating and whaddling troubles with housemates
0:45.4	they answer our questions with wisdom we seek.
0:49.2	Well here's what I do if I were you.
0:53.4	Cry her with some blooming fell every Monday.
0:57.4	To who good?
0:59.4	What pastors after adventure?
1:01.4	You're listening now yesterday is the day.
1:08.4	Now on this here show there are certain awards
1:12.4	A birdie of brown and a mic of pure gold
1:16.4	Gold her with says hoisted near 500 gold
1:20.4	Mike's he's humbled and chuffed and by God he is cheese
1:24.4	But sour and hunch sitting in his dark corner
1:28.4	The chip monk doesn't nothing but protest and wine
1:32.4	His nasty demeanor will land him the dirty not once and not twice
1:38.4	But every damn time
1:40.4	Well here's what I do if I were you.
1:44.4	Cry her with some blooming fell every Monday.
1:48.4	To who good?
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