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The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Headlines:
Only 50% of Americans offer “definite yes” to god belief: https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/4012827-does-god-exist-only-half-of-americans-say-a-definite-yes/
Ron DeSantis signs mandatory prayer bill into law: http://religionclause.blogspot.com/2023/05/florida-governor-signs-5-bills-labeled.html
British parents win fight to name son Lucifer: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/british-parents-win-fight-to-name-son-lucifer/news-story/d13cc4398c250821ab0afb7f22156a0e
https://www.wrdw.com/2022/09/23/baby-names-that-are-illegal-around-world/
Christian college fires two profs for putting pronouns in their emails: https://friendlyatheist.substack.com/p/a-christian-school-fired-two-staffers
Evil Mermaids, Demons, and Donald — This Pro-Trump Conference Got Real Weird:
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-doral-reawaken-america-pastors-mermaids-1234735924/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this week's episode is not safe for work. |
| 0:03.6 | So quit, fuck that job anyway. |
| 0:05.3 | They don't love you like we do. |
| 0:07.0 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the Herkulean |
| 0:10.6 | effort it took me to stop playing tears of the Kingdom long enough to record this |
| 0:13.8 | shit. |
| 0:14.8 | You're welcome. |
| 0:15.8 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:17.2 | Hi, this is Stormy Desisis and I don't have anything to promote. |
| 0:22.3 | I just want to tell you all that I hate Ted Cruz. |
| 0:25.4 | I don't even live in Texas. |
| 0:27.5 | I just hate Ted Cruz. |
| 0:29.5 | I hate him so much. |
| 0:32.2 | If I had three wishes, I would spend them on a time machine, a map to his dad's house, |
| 0:37.6 | and a vasectomy gun. |
| 0:39.3 | I just hate Ted Cruz. |
| 0:42.7 | Oh yeah, and we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. |
| 0:59.5 | It's Thursday. |
| 1:11.6 | It's May 25th and it's National Tap Dance Day. |
| 1:15.4 | Oh, I feel like you'd celebrated your right now. |
| 1:19.0 | Oh, I have no illusions. |
| 1:21.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
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