535 - The Hopkinsville Goblins
Do Go On
Matt Stewart, Jess Perkins & Dave Warneke
4.9 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
This week, we hear the story of a Kentucky family, who were just trying to have a nice family dinner one night in 1955, when they suddenly found themselves under attack by ALIENS! ... Or did they?
This is a comedy/history podcast, the report begins at approximately 09:39 (though as always, we go off on tangents throughout the report).
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Do Go On acknowledges the traditional owners of the land we record on, the Wurundjeri people, in the Kulin nation. We pay our respects to elders, past and present.
REFERENCES AND FURTHER READING:
Dunning, B. (2012, October 9) The Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter. Skeptoid Media. https://skeptoid.com/episodes/331
The Encyclopedia of UFOs (1980)’
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%E2%80%93Hopkinsville_encounter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Book
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Happy New Year 2026. We are heading to New Zealand for some live shows in Auckland and Wellington at the end of this month, January 2022 and 24. In the year 26, we've added an extra show in Auckland and an extra show in Wellington and tickets are on sale now at dogo onpod.com. |
| 0:19.5 | We're also doing some live podcasts at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival |
| 0:23.6 | in March and April on Sunday afternoons, and those shows, including discount season passes, |
| 0:29.1 | are also on sale now via our Perkins and as always. |
| 0:55.0 | I'm here with Jess Perkins and Matt Stewart. |
| 0:57.3 | Hello. |
| 1:09.3 | Hey, Dave. Hey, Jess. Hi. How good is it to be alive in 2026? My God. Oh, that didn't rhyme. I thought it might have. I hadn't really thought of how it was going to end. Oh, you might have to come up with a new kind of catchphrase then. |
| 1:10.5 | So what could rhyme with six? |
| 1:11.5 | Six. |
| 1:12.8 | Get your fix in 26. |
| 1:13.7 | Oh, that's nice. |
| 1:11.1 | Fix of life. Oh, you might have to come up with a new kind of catchphrase then. So what could rhyme with six? Six. |
| 1:11.7 | Get your fix in 26. Oh, that's nice. Fix, yeah. Fix of life. You know, go. Or fix your life. Fix your life in 20206. I hope things get fixed in 20206. Well, you said fixed. That doesn't really like that. But I also said sixth. Okay, well, then, it worked again. |
| 1:27.8 | I didn't, but I could. |
| 1:28.8 | You could have. |
| 1:30.3 | Sticks. |
| 1:31.0 | Don't make... Well, you said fixed. That doesn't really know. But I also said sixth. Okay, well, that worked again. |
| 1:27.8 | I didn't, but I could. |
| 1:28.7 | You could have. |
| 1:30.4 | Sticks. |
| 1:31.0 | Don't make, don't have your life nix in 2020. Like, don't kill yourself. Mm-hmm. Okay. In 2020s. Stay alive in 2026. Yeah. It's sort of the same, but it's just saying it in a more convoluted way. |
| 1:43.0 | Yeah, in a pretty full-on way, I've got to say. |
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