#534 Dustpan Diamond

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

We're taking a stand folks - Cards Against Humanity, we're giving our two cents whether you like it or not!!!This week we're tackling big coats, a little touch of etymology, the classic books, and more! Joe doubles down on the power of pep rallies, and the boys pontificate about the meaning of life, love, and jizz.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey folks March 5th. We got the Gramercy live up baby now you got a little
0:06.6	runway so you can really get those tickets spread the love share the link and
0:11.2	spread your cheeks. Yeah get there we're We're going to have a great show. We're coming back with a passion with a with a vengeance with a vengeance baby
0:19.1	Die-hard vengeance with the vengeance. We're coming March 5th. Get the tickets now. Small venue. It will sell out.
0:25.2	Don't be thrown by only 11 people coming last time. Yes. This is the one. Long break in between specials or
0:31.6	shod shows. I don't know what time it is I'm gay March 5th be there
0:36.2	privacy theater gonna be a lot of hot guests live guests fun time it's gonna get
0:42.2	wacky in there but we only give out half of it
0:44.8	then the back half is on the patreon so you might as well come see that bitch in the
0:48.4	flesh yes and get on the patreon do both, do nothing, Oprah Winfrey's fat. Be there!
0:55.5	He fluctuates.
0:57.5	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:59.7	That's all I know how to do.
1:01.1	Great. Good to be here.
1:02.4	Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories. Hit her in the face with a
1:06.7	surfboard. And then the duck fell out of his bag.
1:10.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
1:12.0	Surfs up!
1:14.0	And she didn't even flush.
1:16.0	Knock, knock, knock.
1:17.0	Who's there?
1:18.0	Mark Norman and Joe List.
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