534. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

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4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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One-on-one pod today: Chris is in Palm Desert, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about TJ's inadvertent husband meals, a review of the Erewhon Cactus Flea flavored smoothie, Chris apologizes for tweeting about Horses and then TJ had dinner there last night, Chris realizes he's staying at a Republican hotel, TJ tries to get a fashion week gig, Iowa schools announce a nickname rule, when professional tennis players cross the pickleball line, and we debate whether or not teachers and students should be allowed to fight each other physically. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go on the How long gone? It's
0:25.4	Long gone. It's Chris Black coming to you live from the Ritz-Carlton Rancho Mirage in Palm Desert. Jason I have a lot to say about where I am in this hotel right now but I want you to
0:29.4	tell me what's going on with you. I like the way you said Palm Desert.
0:32.1	I'm just I'm still sort of recovering from my
0:36.9	from our trip. I think you bounce back a little bit faster than I did on account of no drugs and alcohol.
0:45.0	Good for you, happy for you.
0:47.0	So I've been sort of spending the last two days having husband meals.
0:52.0	Okay, so what are those consisting of?
0:54.8	I feel like that because you are such a chef-driven guy,
0:58.5	you know, they might be a little better
1:01.4	than maybe some other husband meals could be.
1:04.3	You're not having a Ritz Cracker sandwich or anything like that.
1:08.0	I'm not having a sultan sandwich.
1:09.6	I'm not having, no.
1:12.1	Yeah, I guess, I didn't realize I was I was having husband meals until somebody pointed it out on social media, but I think I think usually the the general sort of rule of thumb for the
1:27.2	husband meal is what you whatever you would eat if your wife wasn't there to control what you eat every day of your life.
1:36.0	Yeah. Where a man gets to eat exactly what he wants,
1:40.0	uninhibited by his partner's presence.
1:43.8	Well, it's typically, you know,
1:45.4	Wing stop and stuff like that.
1:47.6	Cucks, like, if you let a woman dictate what you eat,
1:51.1	I mean. I guess you ain't with the alpha, you know what I'm saying?
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