You're going to go on the How long gone? It's

Long gone. It's Chris Black coming to you live from the Ritz-Carlton Rancho Mirage in Palm Desert. Jason I have a lot to say about where I am in this hotel right now but I want you to

tell me what's going on with you. I like the way you said Palm Desert.

I'm just I'm still sort of recovering from my

from our trip. I think you bounce back a little bit faster than I did on account of no drugs and alcohol.

Good for you, happy for you.

So I've been sort of spending the last two days having husband meals.

Okay, so what are those consisting of?

I feel like that because you are such a chef-driven guy,

you know, they might be a little better

than maybe some other husband meals could be.

You're not having a Ritz Cracker sandwich or anything like that.

I'm not having a sultan sandwich.

I'm not having, no.

Yeah, I guess, I didn't realize I was I was having husband meals until somebody pointed it out on social media, but I think I think usually the the general sort of rule of thumb for the

husband meal is what you whatever you would eat if your wife wasn't there to control what you eat every day of your life.

Yeah. Where a man gets to eat exactly what he wants,

uninhibited by his partner's presence.

Well, it's typically, you know,

Wing stop and stuff like that.

Cucks, like, if you let a woman dictate what you eat,

I mean. I guess you ain't with the alpha, you know what I'm saying?

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