534: Chase Bieber
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2022
⏱️ 55 minutes
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In this episode we discuss being rejected, acceptance, and tricking yourself into joy.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:15.0 | I found my ex on only fans. It's not good. She's wearing my grandmas bracelet while guys touch their wood |
| 0:20.5 | She said she lost it. I don't know what to do. I need you to say what should I say? Hey, hey, hey, hey |
| 0:26.5 | I get drunk, wake up, I want to kill myself inside of a Starbucks. I feel like you can feel the way I feel |
| 0:35.5 | I can be fucked up if I were you |
| 0:38.5 | It's 2022, this is it by you, the only podcast show |
| 0:46.5 | I can be fucked up if I were you |
| 0:49.5 | Wow, I wanted that song to go on forever. There's still three more minutes really crank it crank it |
| 0:59.0 | Move the table, I'm looking dance. I want to break dance. I want to take Molly |
| 1:05.0 | That was a Bieber parody actually |
| 1:09.5 | Yeah, yeah, interesting. There's a Bieber song called Stay. Yeah, I think I know that one. I like Bieber now |
| 1:15.5 | Yeah, he really had a great transformation. Yeah, he was sort of a twerpy kid and then he got turned into this like very thoughtful |
| 1:23.5 | Talented adult. Well, I like one less lonely girl. That one's interesting. So that's when he was six |
| 1:29.5 | Real thing. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's great. Actually, he's always been really talented. I watched the documentary on him even like has a five |
| 1:36.5 | Year old. He's like drumming pretty well. Yeah, definitely definitely. And now I'm worried that he's like either more jack than me or hotter than me or like |
| 1:44.5 | Why are you worried about that? He was always all three of those things. Jack, hotter and happier. And I was yeah, yeah, because when he was 13, you were like 23 or something |
| 1:57.5 | Yeah, and you were very, very slender as a 23 year old. No, your shoulders were the same size as your waist. Right. I remember that. I was |
| 2:06.5 | Yeah, I was a pencil man. Exactly. I was very sick. Thank you. Yes, that's right. But then when he got jacked, it was already too late for me to catch up. Right. There was a time where you you |
| 2:18.5 | Like beefed up a little bit, but not as light years ahead of you in terms of weight hotness. What if you had it all with nobody to call |
| 2:29.5 | Then you're feeling lonely. Is that is that a song that you're making up for here? Is it a Bieber song? It's a Bieber song. Okay. |
| 2:42.5 | Called lonely. Yeah, and I was just saying that he has a great voice, but it's nothing that I can't do. You proved |
| 2:50.5 | Immediately when he started singing that it was something you couldn't do you shouldn't have sung one of his songs that he's better at singing than you are. |
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