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This week on RetroNots, Princess Zelda tells you to go fork yourself.

See, because the timeline forks in the branches.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to Podcast Town. I'm Jeremy Parish, the mayor of this town, this sad little village of four.

And we're going to talk about Hyrule and Hyrule Village, which is also a sad little village of four. So it kind of works out.

Yes, this is an episode on the Zelda timeline, RetroNots episode 533 in honor of, or you know, timed to the exciting new Zelda release for this month, which is a Game Boy conversion of Zelda's adventure for CDI.

It's just going to be popping off everyone. Go download it now from Echio Echio, whatever it's called, it's so cool.

Yeah, so you know, this is groundbreaking, ethical news. So I feel like we should do a Zelda episode just off, you know, spur the moment totally unplanned just to take advantage of this big release.

So here improvising with me this morning or this evening, depending or this afternoon, I guess, depending on where you are, we're global.

Let's start on the same continent that I currently reside on, which is North America. Who are you, fellow North American resident?

I'm Nadia Oxford and I cannot wait to bomb some Dodongos.

Wow, that sounds so rude and yet.

And yet it is my destiny.

And let's see, we'll travel against the Earth's rotation and go to Europe or a little off-shoot, a little European archipelago.

The little shitty little country that decided to full-sake the European.

Yes, the little turd that Europe pinched off.

Oh God, I'm going to be over there in six weeks and I'm excited about it.

I think it's completely fair for us to be honest.

I'm sure, Jep, and this week I canceled my pre-order for Tizzle Kingdom because I realized there's no point.

Wow, because you just the state of the world we create enough tears on our own.

I just keep trying to play the breath of the world and I respect the hell out of it.

And I think it's a ten out of ten and it's just I've just decided after like six attempts. It's not for me. It's not for me at all.

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