533: The Pete and Sebastian Show - 533 "Cool Moves/Speed Trap"

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:07.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead. Soon it'll feel more like free-wearing downhill.
0:21.0	On a tandem! What, mate? With a messer on the back.
0:25.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:26.0	Search zero with an axe because healthy business is beautiful business.
0:33.0	This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.
0:42.0	The
0:44.0	The
0:49.0	Telephone
0:52.0	It's Jimmy from Boston.
0:55.6	Listen to me, YouTube.
0:57.6	Those wordy motherfuckers ain't to be reviled or imitated unless you're striving for
1:03.7	humilance and boring.
1:05.7	They ain't got to have the personality.
1:09.8	So you too keep it dumb.
1:12.0	Ah!
1:23.0	Something I remember why I spot the dogs' little kiss,
1:33.1	and all the little things we used to do,
1:37.4	Santa Claus was God
1:43.8	When Santa Claus was God
1:50.1	Eat Sebastian Show, baby, we are back.
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