533: Jedi or Not, Here I Come Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Headlines:
Christians freak out over SatanCon 2023: https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/satancon-boston-massachusetts-satanic-temple-convention/
Satan fired Tucker Carlson according to Christian right prophets:
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tucker-carlson-firing-right-wing-christians-1234724478/
SHS's real women of politics video is the funniest thing that's ever happened: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/04/sarah-huckabee-sanders-brutally-mocked-for-real-women-dont-have-to-fake-it-video/
Pornhub blocks all of Utah over age verification law: https://www.vice.com/en/article/93kbkv/pornhub-blocks-utah-age-verification
Christian minister to Ohio lawmakers: Trans rights supporters are "possessed by demons": https://friendlyatheist.substack.com/p/christian-minister-to-ohio-lawmakers
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week's episode contains fuck. |
| 0:03.0 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com, Honey, Adam |
| 0:08.7 | and Eve, and by... |
| 0:10.8 | ...Matrian, the month that we dedicate to raising money for a very important cause. |
| 0:16.0 | Us, stick around to the end of the show to learn more, and now The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:21.3 | This is Dr. Zachary Smith, and even though I'm trapped on this dreadful planet with these |
| 0:27.5 | tedious robinsons and that nattering, nickel-plated, nincom-poop, I will never stop plotting my return |
| 0:33.5 | to Earth! |
| 0:34.5 | Where as a doctorate of intergalactic environmental psychology, I assure you that every person on |
| 0:40.1 | that glorious orb did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men! |
| 0:44.2 | Oh, my delicate back! |
| 0:45.7 | Where is that boy with my little mint? |
| 0:47.9 | William? |
| 0:48.9 | William! |
| 0:57.5 | Ahhhhhhhhhh! |
| 1:09.5 | It's Thursday! |
| 1:12.5 | It's May 4th! |
| 1:14.0 | And it's Star Wars Day! |
| 1:16.3 | May the 4th be with you! |
| 1:17.7 | Right, but don't stay out too late, where it'll be revenge of the... |
| 1:22.4 | Yes! |
| 1:23.4 | I'm so sorry! |
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