Greetings to you, my dearest listeners. It is me, D. True Cell, and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell Family Hour Podcast.

This is a special intro because I'm actually streaming myself recording it to an audience of 38 people right now.

It's pretty incredible. 38 human beings, theoretically.

38 individuals have gathered together to watch me record this intro and it looks like we have a question coming in from one of the stream viewers. Let's hear that question now.

What is the reasoning behind the stream?

Well, the reasoning behind the stream, and first of all, I just want to say thank you so much for watching me record an intro to my podcast and not just the stream watcher who asked the question, but to all of you.

Thank you for being here. You know, what is the reasoning behind the stream?

Is a great question that it's just not that easy to answer in less than 23 to 29 hours, but I'm going to try.

I was in Al Capoco. I was at a restaurant in the evening with my consultants. I have 33. I had 33 consultants. I have 32 consultants now.

I don't know what I was thinking, but I had a pretty hefty block of gold. I threw that gold into the aquarium where there was two great white sharks and a Mako shark.

Now, for all the people watching on YouTube, you're not going to get an apology from me. I know that's what people do.

They stream on here and they apologize. I'm not apologizing. When I threw that gold into the aquarium, I'll tell you what I was thinking.

I was thinking how beautiful it would be to see the gold glimmering beneath the great white sharks, beautiful body.

I was not thinking that one of my consultants would jump into a shark filled aquarium to try to retrieve the gold.

I was not thinking that when he tried to climb over into the aquarium, he would cut his hand on my steak knife and that the blood would go into the water and would work these sharks up into a horrible frenzy and that they would rip him,

and then, from the limb, right there in front of all of my consultants, everyone in the restaurant. When I laughed, I was not laughing.

If you don't understand, sometimes people laugh when bad things happen.

A video emerges soon that shows me laughing when one of my consultants is eaten by two mechos and a great white. Please understand that a lot of people, what sounds like laughter is weeping.

Regardless, the other 32 consultants recommended that I start live streaming my intros and that maybe I could work in the truth of what happened in Acapulco before it hits the inner webs.

Let's see if we have any more. Okay, looks like we have another question from one of our streamers. As I've been recording this stream, the viewership has diminished. We're down to two people watching this and this is a question coming in from Lewis.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

I used to be on you. I don't want to drink my boo. I don't want to pay me 90 Lewis. I used to be on you.

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