#532 - Cat Yoghurt, Snatching Defeat and David’s Got 19 Bikes
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Huge news. Elis has nearly got into a fight. He nearly lamped a bloke because he confused Llanfairfechan with Penmaenmawr*. Of course he didn’t. Rather he was being a stand up citizen protecting this nation’s highways.
But heroism doesn’t pay, because it’s also time for the semi-regular spousal Elis James rinse. Isy's been talking about Elis on other platforms, which means great insight for us all. What is he like away from the limelight of one of the UK’s most megatised podcasts? Until what time every morning is he in his boxers? Does he really quote football cliches to his wife?
Elsewhere, could we record John’s therapy sessions for bonus content? Does Adrian Chiles like swimming? And there’s massive stuff going down in the Rodders-Winter Universe.
*In all fairness they’re right next to each other on the A55.
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| 0:00.0 | Attention, Ellis and John apologists, vibe tasters, hammer legends and all PCDs. |
| 0:06.1 | This is a content alert. Here at Ellis and John HQ, we are constantly evolving. |
| 0:11.9 | Like Betamax or minidisc, content that stay still is dead. So, after seven years of terrestrial |
| 0:18.6 | podcast-first BBC broadcasting, Ellis and John is entering the future |
| 0:23.4 | sphere. Why did I let John write this? We're forging a path into a new digital millennium. |
| 0:29.1 | The millennium was 26 years ago. From this day thence, Ellis and John will still be available on BBC |
| 0:34.3 | sounds, but the Ellis and John world is expanding. And as a part of that |
| 0:38.7 | Globo-Splosion... Dave, can he say this? As a part of that Globo-Splosion, if you're not listening |
| 0:44.0 | on BBC Sounds, you will start to hear adverts, some generic, some rift by Ellis and I, as we dip our |
| 0:49.4 | toes into the world of independent content creation. |
| 1:17.3 | Music the world of Alice and John. |
| 1:21.4 | John in particular, looking resplendent in his rest day jumper. |
| 1:22.9 | It really suits you, John. |
| 1:24.1 | Thank you very much. |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah, it's from BP Ben Parks, Bravo Papa. And I don't know if you're familiar with the rest day, Ellis. Yeah, it's from BP, Ben Parks, Bravo Papa. |
| 1:31.5 | And I don't know if you're familiar with the rest day, Ellis. When you're elite athlete, yeah. |
| 1:33.7 | Rest is actually quite important. |
| 1:35.5 | Oh, crucial. |
| 1:36.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:36.9 | I'm really good at that point. |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah, yeah, me too. |
| 1:40.4 | World class elite level rester. |
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