And then he starts like prey fighting and it fails.

Yes.

Prayer failing in horror movies used to just infuriate me as a Christian.

Because it was like, what do you mean that name doesn't work?

Yeah, that's the whole point.

Yeah.

That would be like if Superman one time just trying to jump halfway into the air and flopped to the ground and he was like, fuck.

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Where each week we sample another selection from Christian Simma

Or it would be too obvious that our trips to England were scouting missions for a backup country. I'm your host, No Illusions. Heath is off again this week, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend, Eli Bosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir? I am Bibliorekacious, no illusions. I don't think that's a word at all, but let's give in some context at least. We're also excited to welcome in not one but two guest massacists this week. Bugs and Bam-Bam are the co-hosts of the Bibliorex podcast, where they review the very worst stories the world has to offer, apparently, and they're here today to prove that they can do that with visual shit, too.

Bugs, Bambam, welcome to God-Offle movies. Thank you so much for having us. This is going to be very fun. I'm very excited. Yeah, like the listeners don't know, but we've already had a lot of fucking fun leading into this part of the record. So I think we're going to have a blast. Yeah. Apparently, Bugs and Bamb

learned about microphones 40 seconds before they locked on. Yes. I don't know how we've ever

released recording before. Yeah, right? I promise their podcast is wonderful despite the seven and a half

hours we just spent figuring out Skype.

All right.

So tell us, bugs, what will we be breaking down today?

We watched Shadow Builder the movie because Brom Stoker wasn't alive to protest the shit.

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