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The Basement Yard

#531 - Growing Up In The 90's

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey Harry.

0:00.7

Hello mate.

0:01.5

Got any tips for the football?

0:02.8

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0:04.9

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0:23.4

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0:23.3

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0:28.8

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0:30.0

Welcome back to the basement.

0:36.3

Welcome back to the basement yard. Oh, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in shaggy coat season, aren't we? We're in throw over fleeces, aren't we? It's a shirpa. It's a shirpa. It's a shirper season. It's Sherpa time. Yeah. Is that like full, like, oh, I thought it was a quarter zip. I thought you were really giving in to being white. She's got a full, she's got a full diaper. She's got a secret hole.

0:58.5

Not secret. that like full like oh i thought it was a quarter zip i thought you were really given into being white she's got a full she's got a full diaper she's got a secret hole not secret pretty common for you know sweatshirts and stuff like that i love when you can pull stuff out of a secret

1:02.8

pocket you're like here you go i'll be honest with you i love wearing like suits and like sports

1:08.9

coats as they're stupidly called for some reason no no no sports

1:12.1

involved uh blazers because i love the feeling of pulling something out of a jacket pocket yeah

1:18.2

it just felt cool it's just always just like here you go like i cigarette i never sure if i smoked

1:25.4

cigarettes oh my god it'd be so much cooler now. If I smoked cigarettes, oh my God, I'd be so cool. I just, yeah, if I smoked cigarettes, which I haven't and I won't. Me neither. I would want one of those metal books. The metal tins that they, you know, they're like old school white whores used to have?

1:45.0

I would roll my own and be like, yeah, I roll my own tobacco. Oh, no. Well, you would. You would, and you'd be like I got like a fucking, like... It's like a... It's a special tobacco that I got from a fucking underground bodega in Brooklyn. No, I... Not, or I would smoke it out of a pipe like an old bitch.

2:01.6

I knew someone that smoked tobacco out of a pipe fairly frequently. It's cool. It requires a lot of cleaning. You'd be surprised. Like you need to clean like the cord. I'm out. I don't want to have too much of that. Too much to do. I mean, I'm smoking tobacco. I need to clean it bro i know it's in there i you know what

2:18.8

a long pipe that you can hold like yeah like i'm albert einstein just like but it needs to be corncob

2:26.8

pipe what does that mean they make corn cob pipes same question that's a type of pipe

2:31.6

should i say again i mean i you're asking for information that I don't have. You've already had. You had it. I said corn cob pipe. Right. What does it look like? Corn cob pipe. It does kind of look like a corn cob. It does. Can I see it? You can make a pipe out of corn cob, but it's...

2:52.6

You can turn anything into a pipe. Yeah, you remember people that were smoking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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