Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.

And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Fancyest food.

That's right.

Don't worry, everyone.

We got this.

Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.

Well, Hal, I see that I'm the only one here that dressed appropriately for this episode.

I thought we were doing tails and gloves.

Hey, this sweatsuit has a tuxedo painted on it, so it counts.

Yeah, I can see that, Hal, but we're not, look, here's the thing.

And you know what?

You led me right into my first question of this episode, which I'm very excited about. We get a lot of what's the best, what's the worst, what's the most. But I don't think we've ever had fanciest before. No. So we're talking fanciest foods. And here's the thing, Hal. Here's my first question out the gate. Okay.

I am wearing, obviously, tails, white tie, top hat, gloves.

That is fancy.

Yes.

You have painted a tuxedo onto a sweatsuit.

Yes, the word tuxedo.

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