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How Long Gone

531. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We have our hurricane doubts, how weather itself became weaponized in the culture wars, Chris thinks climate change is real, Lana's footwear at the Antonoff-Qualley wedding, why we (not us, at all) are afraid of sex scenes in movies, you don't see sideburns so much anymore, the intersection of raver and metal is a beaded necklace, Chris likely has been to every House Of Blues in America, has the cannabis market's bubbler-bubble popped? Why Sweden runs on Snus, Kumail at Funke, we're coming to Denver and we're staying at the airport hotel, and we try to explore the mind of a useless replier. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're going to go and Howlong gone is here Hurricane Hillary Watch. She's been downgraded from a hurricane to a tropical storm, Diva Down, I repeat,

0:26.7

Diva Down.

0:27.7

Someone said it's a category 2 pitter pat,

0:30.7

al-side, and it is, it's barely raining. I went went to the gym I drove all the way to

0:35.2

Glendale there's of course no problems but we had I mean I was planning to go to the

0:39.9

Barancini olive oil bagel pop up canceled several that's canceled several

0:45.2

restaurants are closing I saw that it's like they have employees that have to

0:48.9

travel there and stuff it's weird but it's it's literally barely raining outside. So I'm a little. Well, that's only right now. Things could change.

0:58.0

Things could change, but like I don't think I just this is what happens every time. and I was trying to explain this to our

1:03.7

server yesterday a farm shop that when you live on the when you live on the East

1:07.5

coast this happens all the time and they're wrong I would say half the time or more

1:11.9

and they're like you got to batten down the hatches.

1:15.0

There are people getting sandbags in Highland Park yesterday.

1:18.0

Let me just say, get a life.

1:20.0

Well, but also, you know...

1:22.0

But there, if it's right half the time, isn't that enough of a chance to where you would do the...

1:28.6

No, this is what I'm saying though, Jason. We're hysterical people, like let's just be measured about it be like oh it could be a

1:33.6

bad storm okay I'll think about that and plan accordingly I'm not going to

1:38.2

get into my bomb shelter and go buy out the Ralphs. But isn't buying or isn't acquiring sandbags planning ahead?

1:48.0

Wouldn't that fit into the plan accordingly?

1:50.0

And bags for a rainstorm in Highland Park is literally the most cucked lib shit I've ever heard.

1:59.3

That it's literally the worst it's the worst thing I've ever heard I guess in

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