Yep, it's time. Check your watch. Check your day planner. Check your underwear. It is time for the

Harlan Highway. Welcome everybody to the Harlan Highway Podcast. I am your host with the most

Harlan Williams and what a show we have for you today. Gonna get into a lot of

kooky stuff.

We're going to kick it off when there was a crazy attack.

Somebody violently attacked someone, but guess what?

They did it with a musical instrument.

I won't tell you what it is but it's a little bizarre, a little

twisted. Also I'm going to help educate you today. Sometimes when you unpack a new consumer product, you'll see this little package of weird

stuff mixed in with your product. I'm going to talk about it and actually give you some learnings and tell you what it is and where it came from and what it does.

Because it's something that I think is confounding and confusing to all of us.

We're going to be taking a phone call from one of the pavement pounders

doing a follow-up story on where men stick their penises

and this calls from a woman who had a lot to say

about the whole penis sticking thing and then finally we're going to talk about

waving when you drive do you wave to people? And then finally we're going to talk about waiving.

When you drive, do you wave to people?

When you're going down the Harlan Highway, do you wave?

You better, because it's the Harlan Highway.

I will look for you.

Does your mother know what you're doing for the living?

The Harlan Highway.

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