Nicholas, yes uncle? Can you explain this letter? I've found beneath your mattress.

It's a letter to Santa Claus. Santa Claus. There is no Santa Claus.

Nicholas.

There's no Santa that's just alive to distract children from the reason why we celebrate the Christmas holiday.

For it is when the Lord of light came to show the way that precious way, that narrow way.

If you want to save your soul, pray to Jesus. Is there a right in letters?

To the North Pole, because there's no Santa, but there's Jesus.

Nicholas, do you know what is written and provokes 13-4? No. Of course you don't child of witches.

It says, despair the rod is to spoil the child. After your thrashing, you can stay in the church all night praying for forgiveness for worshiping the false idol of Santa.

And in the morning, we will throw that letter in the fire just as the Lord through your parent's souls and the eternal fire of hell.

Greetings, friends. It is I, D. True Cell. Of course, what you just listened to is a slice of new wax from Cavern of the Pig Emperor.

It's a double imprint polygraph, triple black, thick deca, Z17, four times spin, retro, whirl, double angled record, which is being released by

the Pleasant Boys. Also, I definitely want to put out that I do not support the desecration of Princess Diana's grave by the Pleasant Boys.

I mean, here's the bottom line. If we're going to stop listening to the music of every single musician who has desecrated Princess Diana's grave, who do we have left?

I'm sorry, but I'm not going to stop listening to the Beatles. I'm not going to stop listening to Bruce Springsteen, the grateful dead.

We can't throw the baby out with the bath water. We have a wonderful podcast for you today. Sam Morrill is here with us today.

He's a brilliant comedian, and I really enjoyed our conversation. We're going to jump right into it. But first this, this episode of the DTFH is supported by Squarespace.

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