530 – Ahead of Schedule

Sleepy

Otis Gray

Health & Fitness, Mental Health

4.7 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	Right everyone, this is not a drill. It's finally time to get match ready. We're bringing the big summer energy. With the incredible prices at ASDA, get ready for the match with a 55-inch sharp Roku, UHD TV, roll back from £348 to just £242, and get two for £20 across 20 different packs of beer and cider, like Corona and Budweiser.
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0:28.8	See asda.com slash small stores.
0:33.8	Welcome to the I Can't Sleep Podcast with Benjamin Boster.
0:39.6	If you're tired of sleepless nights, you'll love the I Can't Sleep podcast.
0:47.2	I help quiet your mind by reading random articles from across the web to bore you to sleep with my soothing voice.
0:56.4	Each episode provides enough interesting content to hold your attention, and then your
1:02.4	mind lets you drift off.
1:07.5	Find it wherever you get your podcasts.
1:11.6	That's I Can't Sleep with Benjamin Boster.
1:19.0	Hey.
1:26.2	My name's Otis Gray. and you're listening to Sleepy.
1:38.0	A podcast where I read old books to help you get to sleep.
1:42.3	And this is a midweek short story for you.
1:51.1	Well, tonights, I have a story from none other than P.G. Woodhouse, who is the origin
2:00.7	author of the Jeeves character.
2:04.3	We've read from Woodhouse before on the show, but it's been a while.
2:09.6	I have a brand new short story for you from him tonight.
2:15.6	And before we get to the bedtime reading
2:18.3	I just want to profoundly thank all of our patrons on patreon.com
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