53: We Caught Our Babysitter Throwing a Party

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Do not attempt to adjust your picture settings, it honestly wouldn’t make us look any less insane. We play dress-up in this week’s loosely Halloween-themed episode of Zane + Heath: UNFILTERED! Tune in to hear the gang talk about some memorable experiences from past All Hallows’ Eves. That’s before we’re pitted against each other in a classic game show showdown (with a spooky twist!) Those twists continue when Zane tells us a story about his awful childhood nanny! Maybe that’s why Heath needs to give everyone a crash course in writing a last will and testament. I just hope we can all last long enough to hear the return of our call-in coffee talk segment!

As the saying goes though, “where there’s a will, there’s a way,” but there’s no WAY you will forgive yourself if you miss this week’s episode. And hold onto your heads, because this time next week we will have our second official guest in the Zane + Heath: UNFILTERED hot seat!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I can't even see my, I can't see my mic.
0:02.2	All right.
0:02.5	We're back in 19, 19, 1935.
0:07.0	Boy, it's going to be okay, boy.
0:08.8	Hold on. When was Abe, when was Abe Franklin alive?
0:12.5	Oh, my God. I'm already, I'm already fact checking.
0:15.3	I mean, Abe Franklin.
0:19.9	When was, when was Abe Lincoln, like alive? He was, uh, Abe Lincoln?
0:21.6	Like, live?
0:22.6	He was, uh, he was killed in 1865.
0:26.6	Oh, oh my God.
0:27.6	I'm saying, I'm saying, 1930.
0:29.6	Oh, Zane, honey, you are confused.
0:32.6	Holy shit.
0:33.6	Mariah, I bet you wouldn't even know that if I asked you.
0:35.6	1800s, yeah, but I want to know what are you nuts it's Abraham Lincoln she goes I would at least get the century right and you have the same fucking brain you would have started you would have probably said 19 I know you would have said 1912 I would have guessed 1800s okay yeah I don't know the exact I would not know if it's 1801 or 1899. Give me a fucking break. None of you guys.
0:54.5	You want to see me go back in time real quick and go check it out?
0:56.9	Oh.
0:59.1	Okay.
0:59.5	Yeah.
0:59.8	So the listeners, he does in a flogeth.
1:02.2	He does in the shittiest like flash.
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